& So, the great debate now is on the plate: The Bern vs. The Donald.
“Let’s do it in the biggest stadium possible,” says Bernie Sanders.
“OK,” says Trump, now the uncontested Republican challenger, “I’d love to debate Bernie.”
Let’s get it on, boys. And let’s do it at a place known for great contests.
Big stadium? How about not far from the White House, in Baltimore, where a hundred thousand could assemble in the wide open expanse of Pimlico Race Course? Great contest? Pimlico is the place they held one of the greatest match races in horse racing history, the hallowed turf where Sea Biscuit blew away the vaunted War Admiral in 1938.
The contestants this time around: See Bernie vs. War Monger.
Or, let’s put it on really neutral grounds. How about Aranata Coliseum in Manila, with 40,000 seats, the largest clear-span dome in the world, and site of another great contest: Muhammad Ali’s fourteen-round battering of Joltin’ Joe Frazier in 1975.
In this corner, Bernie Ali. In this corner, Revoltin’ Don. It would be the Second Thrilla in Manila. A battle not of fists, but of wits.
Let’s get ready to RUUUUUUMMMMMMBLLLLLE!
My bet’s on See Bernie by four lengths, going away. Or on Bernie Ali to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, ending it all with a TKO in the 15th round.
& Without a doubt that America, the world, along with sincerity and good sense, would also be YUUUUUGE winners, I’m outta here.
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